TMI

I was walking to work on Monday morning after having eaten an early lunch. My stomach started to churn. And then just like that I started puking on some random persons lawn. (No one was around, except for oncoming cars.) To save myself from embarrassment, I walked away as if nothing happened. I nearly puked a second time. I felt really bad, so I was going to try to find the yard and clean it up. But then I failed at that. #SMH