Embrace the Awkward

I'm the Queen of Awkward. I'm notorious for having an awkward conversation and/or inserting an awkward pause mid conversation. I'm so good at saying things that come out awkward. That's what I do. And I promise it's not on purpose. No, I think it stems from being a "loner" and not developing a lot of social skills as a young girl. I don't know. So if ever you to run into me and strike up a conversation, consider yourself warned that the potential of any awkwardness that may will pursue is not my fault. You got yourself into that mess. (Kidding, kidding...but really tho.) But if you're mean to me, I'll make sure to make it even more awkward just to see you squirm. #hatersgonnahate